If people leave me asks I might answer them with a recording of my answer. You know, my own voice. My horrible horrible voice. Think about it. 

Nobody’s going to think about it because nobody is going to do it. 

Start your ask with a (: if you want a voice recorded answer.

I kept typing Stark instead of start.

Mine is being creative.

Return to New York (Part Four)

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The restaurant looked crowded, but small and tucked away from the rest of the world. It was boisterous in the way he imagined an Italian kitchen might be. He reached out with his free hand and held the door for Tony. “Have you been here before?”

“Of course I have, I wouldn’t take you somewhere I haven’t been before. What if it was awful, and I didn’t know, and I took you there? That would be terrible,” Tony said, walking in as Bruce held the door open for him but quickly pulling the man in behind him, “Thank you.”

He caught the attention of a waiter and informed him that he had made a booking. The waiter looked at them a little uncertainly but lightened up when he realised that it was just Tony Stark. Sometimes it paid to have people know your name. Tony looked at Bruce as they were shown to their seats. Then again, sometimes it didn’t. He felt guilty for even thinking such a thing, despite the fact that it was true, and gave Bruce a pat on the shoulder before they sat down.

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What I think when kids in my class read

• That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
• That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
• Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
• THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
• Can I sleep?
• If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
• You can’t pronounce THAT word?
• WHAT THE HELL
• The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
• My skin’s crawling
• Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
• You skipped a line
• LOL what was that?
• I don’t even. 

And this is why I don’t like reading out loud to people. I mean it is fair enough to not enjoy bad readers but at least they’re trying, you know? Also they might just be really nervous for being called upon for reading out loud.. 

(Source: youcanbethecaptain, via w0ahbaby-y0urebeautiful)

Return to New York (Part Five)

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The entrance to the garage was just ahead. Bruce could hear that there was still commotion from the front of the building. He unwound his arm from around Tony to check his watch.

Bruce’s arm was missed as soon as it was moved from around him. Tony frowned, sliding his arm down from the man’s shoulders to hold him round the waist. “You’re not getting away that easily, Doctor Banner,” he said, pulling Bruce close to him as they walked in time with each other, “Don’t worry. We’ll avoid all the people. There’s even an elevator that goes straight up to my floor, we’ll take that.”

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